Friday, June 29, 2012

The Rewards of Virginity

In today's western societies, virginity is not a greatly-prized virtue.  The sluts get all the attention, while virgins are actively shamed. 

Even after marriage, when I am no longer a virgin, women tell me that I should have slept around before marriage.  How can I know I'm having good sex if I haven't had it with numerous other men?!  The fact that I'm enjoying it and having frequent orgasms isn't enough - according to them, I need to have experience with other men to really be able to tell if I'm having a good time with my husband in bed.  As ridiculous as it may sound, this is the message being drummed into women and girls: if you don't ride the cock carousel in your teens and twenties, you won't be able to truly tell if you are having sexual pleasure for the rest of your life. 

Slutty women are unlikely to start suddenly praising virginity, as it makes them look worse by comparison.  With the vast numbers of sluts in the US, this means most women are not going to come out in favor of girls saving themselves for marriage, or at least engagement.  Therefore, if men would prefer to marry virgins, they will need to be the ones to reward virginity.

When was the last time you heard a man bragging that his wife was a virgin the first time he had her?  Never, I'll bet.  Yet, men boast all the time about the whores they've been with.  It's time for men who marry virgins to brag as loudly as the ones who bang sluts.  There should be no doubt in anyone's mind, least of all his wife's, that he is proud to have been the one to deflower her, as well as the only man to have had her since.

It's not a bad idea for the rewards to be tangible as well.  I once met a Muslim woman who told me that in her culture a man is very pleased if his wife is a virgin on their wedding night.  He will usually give her expensive jewelry to show his approval and appreciation.  Having a piece of jewelry to wear as a reminder of this is both an encouragement to other girls and women not to give their virginity away to men who don't commit to them and also an incentive for the wife to remain faithful to her husband.  After all, if he valued her virginity so highly, he will likely value her marital faithfulness as well.

Or we could just go back to displaying the bloody sheet as proof of the bride's innocence on the wedding night.  Now there’s a way to make feminists die of sudden heart failure.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Note to all Feminists

You are not making my life better or freer.  We are already equal to men.  We can vote, drive a car, go to college, own property, get a divorce, kill an unborn baby, and have any career we want.  At this point, all you are doing is making my life more difficult.  Let me explain a few things to you.

There’s a reason women used to be considered the weaker sex - because we are the weaker sex!  When my husband and I were first married, he didn’t seem to realize that I can’t lift as much as he can.  If I asked him to carry a heavy object for me, he would usually say something like, "It's not that heavy.  You could have carried it."  This puzzled me.  I'm obviously smaller and weaker than he is, and no, I couldn't carry it.  That's why I asked for help.  It finally dawned on me what was going on.  He had always been taught that: A) A woman can do anything a man can do - only better!  B) Aside from the penis vs. breasts and vagina thing, there aren't really any differences between men and women.  C) The apparent differences between men and women are due to social programming from the Evil Patriarchy. 

I had to explain to my husband what ought to have been obvious - I am weaker than he is.  That is a biological fact that I can't change.  There will always be objects too heavy for me to lift and jars too difficult for me to open.  I will frequently need help with tasks that require greater strength than I possess.  Women who are joining the armed forces or becoming firefighters or police officers are getting in under lower standards than what is required of men.  This is because they also are weaker than men.  It isn't discrimination or evil patriarchiness to say this.  It's simply a fact of life.

Furthermore, “affordable childcare” is not a right. I don’t want to dump my children in daycare in order to work a job. I want to live in a normal, sane world where I can put my children’s welfare and happiness ahead of career ambitions and not be pitied or looked down on for it.

I have no desire to shatter glass ceilings.  I refuse to enter a male-dominated field while demanding they lower the standards for me, thereby leaving male coworkers to pick up the slack.  I will not attempt to shame or force a company into paying me as much as male coworkers for working fewer hours and taking more unplanned vacation days due to the necessity of taking care of sick children.  I also refuse to consider myself oppressed because of my lack of a high-powered career.  I willingly chose to have children.  I willingly chose to leave the workforce in order to take care of them myself.  In fact, because I was already married and planning to have children, I chose not to go after a career at all.  I chose to quit college and work office jobs to put my husband through school.  Now he supports us while I stay home with the kids.  These were all MY choices.  I am not a poor little victim - and you do not speak for me.

But the worst thing you have done is harm the children of our country in your pursuit of your feminist agenda.  You push for laws and policies that favor women, even if those same laws and policies harm the women's children.

Family courts are biased against men.  I once knew a woman who abandoned her husband and children.  They didn't even know where she was for a year.  Three or four years and another husband later, she went to court and got her kids from her first marriage back.  A few months after that, she was tired of dealing with them, so she gave them back to her ex-husband.  Those children were ripped from the only home they had ever known, taken several states away where they knew no one and were, on multiple occasions, physically abused by their mother's religious fanatic of a mother-in-law, then suddenly and without explanation dumped back on their father.   All this because family courts operate on the sexist, feminist assumption that "children belong with the mother".

Under feminism, divorce is incredibly easy to get, and profitable for women.  In most states, a woman who divorces her husband (and an overwhelming majority of divorces are initiated by women) can get half of all the couple's assets even if she brought nothing to the marriage, substantial alimony for years, and a hefty child support check that she is not required to spend on the children. 

The divorce rate has soared under this system.  A woman can kick her children's father out of the house while legally forcing him to continue to support her, no matter how this harms her children.  Children are less likely to succeed in life, more likely to be abused, more likely to abuse alcohol and drugs, and more likely to become criminals as adults when they are not raised in a stable, two-parent home.  It's shocking how many women are willing and even eager to expose their children to these risks, simply because they no longer feel in love with their husbands.

Even worse than the divorce scam are the domestic violence laws.  A woman can run into a door, then call the police accusing her husband of hitting her.  In most states, he will automatically be taken to jail and charged.  It can take a year or more to prove his innocence, during which time he will probably not be allowed to see his children.  They lose a year or two with their dad, and all because of their mother's legally protected vindictiveness.

You feminists don't represent me when you support laws, policies, and social attitudes that might in future be used against my son, and that at present are harming innocent men and children.  Today's men and boys weren't even alive when The Patriarchy (oh, horrors!) ran the show.  But it seems the Matriarchy you are bent on creating is determined to make these innocents pay for it, all because they were born with that hated Y chromosome.

Then you go on talk shows and pat yourselves on the back. Oh, you’ve done so much for women everywhere! We should be so grateful! Younger women don't recognize what you did for them!  What martyrs you all are!  Just shut up and die already. Exit the planet and leave the rest of us in peace.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Money for Victimhood

I've been ignoring the story of the bullied bus monitor.  These kinds of things should be handled by the school and the parents, not the news media.  However, when I saw this story, I couldn't ignore it anymore.  People are sending her on vacations and throwing money at her ($500,000 so far) because of one instance of bullying.  The victim culture is out of control.  Please, someone make it stop...

Sex After Baby

A sex life isn’t an impossibility after having a baby. There are ways to increase your chances of getting laid. For one thing, babies sleep a lot. Sure, most new moms do try to get caught up on housework while the little munchkin is dead to the world. Housework can slide though, as long as the place isn’t a health hazard. Your husband’s hardon is far more important than an immaculate house. Go fondle his package and whisper something in his ear like, “Baby nap time - parent sexy time!”

Also, a sense of humor is essential. My husband and I still laugh about the time our son ruined a great blowjob. He was in his crib, which we had set up in our room for fear of SIDS, but there were several factors that should have prevented this from being a problem. He was: A) Asleep, B) Too young to sit up on his own, and C) Behind a bumper pad, where he couldn’t see us if he did wake up. Besides all that, we were being very quiet to keep from waking him. He woke up (of course!) and heard muffled noises.  Being a curious baby, he rolled onto his side and pulled up the bottom edge of the bumper pad to see what was going on. I’ve never jumped away from my husband’s erect penis like that in my life! (Usually I’m either trying to put my mouth on it, or trying to get it in me.) Fortunately, the child fell asleep again right away. Apparently, what Daddy and Mommy were doing was too boring to keep him awake.  We smothered our laughter in the bedclothes, then finished up our now-slightly-less-romantic-but-decidedly-more-humorous interlude.

Most importantly, never say no. At times when I’ve been too tired, I’ve asked my husband to watch the children and let me take a nap first. He doesn’t feel resentful if he knows I’m truly exhausted, and only postponing, not refusing, to take care of his needs. Besides, women have needs too. One of those needs is to feel like a desirable woman again. Ever notice how some women dress sexier after having a baby than they did before? After months of being a baby-bloated whale, it’s nice to look attractive again. What could possibly make a woman feel sexier and more desired than her husband putting the kids in front of Sesame Street then dragging her down to the bedroom? Especially if he acts all caveman about it…yum!  That's a wonderful gift.  Never, ever, refuse it.

Really, sex isn’t that difficult to manage when you have young children, as long as you make it a priority. My husband and I have as much sex as we did before we had children.  That’s what god made kid videos for, right?

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Appearances Really Can Be Deceiving

Taking kids shopping can be embarrassing, but I don't want to hire a babysitter, so I take them anyway.  This turned out to be, on one occasion, hilariously mortifying.  The child in question was in the cart.  (S)he (I won't reveal the child's gender, as I don't want to cause him/her potential future embarrassment) knocked a shirt off a rack, then ripped a huge one at the exact moment I bent to pick up the shirt.  Even worse, it smelled like rotten eggs.  A man walking by gave me a dirty look that said, "You're disgusting!  Go to the bathroom next time!" 

I didn't bother to explain.  There was no way he would have believed that the cute little angel in the cart did that.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Public Service Announcement to All Strong, Independent Women

If you are a “strong, independent woman”, then stand on your own two feet - no government assistance, no alimony, and no child support used as alimony.

Child support should be a reasonable amount that is only used for the children. If you are as strong and independent as you claim, you should be able to pay your own bills and buy food and necessities for yourself without using your children’s money. It is particularly unconscionable to steal the money intended for your children’s support and use it to pay for your luxuries, such as hobbies, vacations, and shopping.

I support any legislation that may in future be proposed to give men the legal right to demand documentation showing how the child support they paid was actually used.  I further support the legally mandated repayment of all child support monies inappropriately used by the mother and/or other related or non-related person(s).

This is Linanati Smith, and I approve this message.